Meet Cornelius Splinter—a grumpy old beaver who has seen it, built it, and is not particularly interested in hearing your opinion about it. This illustrated portrait captures Cornelius in a rare moment of stillness, his furrowed brow and unimpressed stare suggesting a lifetime of hard work and very little tolerance for foolishness.

Sturdy, seasoned, and undeniably capable, Cornelius brings a dry sense of humor and a grumpy demeanor to any room. He’s the embodiment of quiet resilience—the kind that comes from years of gnawing through problems, one log at a time.

The glossy finish amplifies the colors and adds a scratch-resistant sheen, while the permanent adhesive keeps this cheerful critter firmly attached to laptops, journals, water-bottle sleeves, or window corners. Choose transparent or white backing and one of four sizes to fit your surface. The compact, kiss-cut format peels away cleanly for quick, bubble-free application and holds up to indoor wear for seasons of cozy charm.

Seen it all, chewed it all, not impressed.

Product features

- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for smooth flat surfaces

- Glossy paper finish — scratch-resistant and vibrant

- Printed with eco-solvent inks for bright, long-lasting color

- Kiss-cut format (transparent PNG required) with quick, bubble-free application

- Available in white or transparent backing and four sizes